Cheese People news W/C 27th Oct 2008

Monday 27^th October 2008

A new week again

Today is Monday, farewell Sunday,

the weekend has come to and end.

Time flying by, I don't know why,

there's never enough of it to spend.

Five days to go, these pass quite slow,

but at the weekend time whizzes by.

Close the office door, it’s not long before

I'm changing back into a suit and tie.

Tuesday 28th October 2008

A huge truck has gone and got stuck,

and it cannot move at all.

The bridge was low, he didn't know,

now he's stuck against a wall.

This time, there was no warning sign,

it was missing, disappeared.

Thinking it was ok, he drove this way,

and then the bridge appeared.

Wednesday 29^th October 2008

Bridge update

The fire crew, are doing all they can do,

to cut the vehicle free.

Using powerful saws, cutting the floors,

how long it'll take, we'll see.

Travelling by train, will be a pain,

the line over the bridge is cracked.

They have the name, of who to blame,

and this person will be sacked.

The truck has been moved, traffic has improved,

and the track is repaired.

The driver of the lorry, he's faultless and sorry,

so his job will be spared.

Firework preparations

There's an organised event, a large food tent,

and tickets are completely free.

With a two hour display, at the end of the day,

it's the safest place to be.

So get yourself along, nothing can go wrong,

it’s safe and it's all prepared.

Keep pets at home, its better they're alone,

and they'll be a lot less scared.

An adventure to China

Monteray Jack, is travelling to China and back,

an adventure lasting for four weeks.

With room for twenty and adventure that's plenty,

it's not the place for geeks.

You have to be strong, cope with things going wrong,

and be able to live off the land.

You'll live out of a rucksack, there will be no going back,

this you have to understand.

On 1st of December, a day to remember,

the boat will set sail.

To book your place, go to Monty's place,
say Bon voyage to the Vale.