Cheese people news W/C 20th Oct 2008

Monday 20^th October 2008

River pollution

The river fish, have one wish,

they have a special dream.

That vital day, they can say,

our water is totally clean.

No more dumping or pumping,

chemicals into the water.

It's causing misery, on every,

adult, son and daughter.

Pollution plan

Dumping will be a crime, punishable by time,

in a correctional institution.

Pumping the same, we will name and shame,

to stop chemical pollution.

Every river and stream, must be clean,

because fish provide nutrition.

No excuse, we'll stop chemical abuse,

this is our number one mission.

Airport fire

We have a report, of a fire at the airport,

it's a major emergency.

A serious alert, not sure how many hurt,

we'll have to wait and see.

Police, fire brigade, mechanics, first aid,

hundreds of specialist crew.

It's happening so fast, the impact is vast,

we'll constantly update you.

The fire at the airport, is not as serious as thought,

but every plane has been grounded.

With damage to all floors, they’re unsure of the cause,
everyone is totally dumbfounded.

It doesn’t make sense, the fire was so intense,

and the sprinklers didn't activate.

The fire doors stuck and it was just pure luck,

that they were able to open the gate.

Everyone got away, they'll live another day,

just a few with cuts and bruises.

they're looking for clues, things they can use,

and think it's to do with the fuses.

This search and seek will take a week,

by a small team of eight.

Covering an inch an hour, every crack they'll scour,

working until late.

Port Salute.

You can hunt the snail all over Wensleydale.

Get a high score throwing darts in Roquefort.

Watch people getting redder, dating in Cheddar.