Cheese people news W/C 22nd September 2008

The Police report, has received the support,

of everyone in Wensleydale.

It makes total sense, will reduce accidents,

and cannot possibly fail.

So January next year, new rules will be here,

with extra police on the roads.

They're also investigating and contemplating,

a reduction in carrying loads.

Tuesday 23rd September 2008
School safety

There's less daylight, it's getting darker at night,

and it's cool to wear black or grey.

Yes it is cool, but walking home from school,

gets more dangerous every day.

It's difficult to be seen, know what I mean,

and vehicles can do much harm.

So we're testing plans, for reflective bands,

worn on the right and left arm.

due to a very serious disease.

First wings crumbled, then they all stumbled,

dropping like flies to their knees

Authorities are afraid, all the eggs that they laid,

if eaten will make you very sick.

Throw all eggs away, ones from today are OK,

and if ill see a Doctor double quick.

As a precaution, a very large portion,

of Wensleydale is under quarantine.

When you’re selected, you’ll be injected,

please be patient until you’re seen.

Everything is OK, you’ll be injected today,

please don’t panic or worry.

Things are alright, we’ll work into the night.

please don’t ask us to hurry.

It is not as bad as was feared, everyone’s cleared,

and the quarantine has been lifted.

The Doctors were great, they worked until late,

these guys are so talented and gifted.

An investigation is underway, starting later today,

to find out the reason this occurred.

Sergeant String, has questions that need answering

please co-operate if he wants a word.