Monday 8th Sept 20008
Friday's football match

Did you catch, Friday’s Football match,

it was just amazing to see.

Wensleydale won, eight goals to one,

the best result in history.

 

Playing like a team, you should have seen,

the way they passed the ball.

They tacked well, and it was easy to tell,

that they had no fear at all.


Tuesday 9th Sept 20008
Autumn is on its way

Temperature's are dropping, growth is stopping,

and the leaves are turning brown.

Lock your summer hut, give the grass a final cut,

and take your holiday cards down.

 

It's darker at night, the sun's not quite so bright,

and there's a slight chill in the air.

Birds are migrating, animals have stopped mating,

and it's goodbye to the brown bear.


Wednesday 10th sept 2008
Postage is going up

 

Temperature's are dropping, growth is stopping,

and the leaves are turning brown.

Lock your summer hut, give the grass a final cut,

and take your holiday cards down.

 

It's darker at night, the sun's not quite so bright,

and there's a slight chill in the air.

Birds are migrating, animals have stopped mating,

and it's sleep well Mr Brown Bear.


Thursday 11th sept 2008
Manchego Matt, is selling his luxury flat

Manchego Matt, is selling his luxury flat,

the one in the South of France.

On sale for 2 million Rind, it’s one of a kind,

but be quick if you want chance.

 

It has a lake, 2 pools, a special room for tools,

and also 8 garages for cars.

There are 12 showers, over 2 miles of flowers,

a cinema and 4 different bars.


Friday 12th september 2008
The Roquefort Rock tour

This week in Roquefort, there’s been a rock-n-roll tour,

with music from lots of different bands.

Tonight’s the very last night, and under the moonlight,

I have good news for Melted Cheese fans.

 

They’ll be live at half past eight, so make that a date,

and be there to support there set.

They’re playing love under ground, an amazing sound,

It’ll be one of the best nights yet.