Monday 11th Aug 2008

Back in the Vale

I got back late on Sunday, no not from a holiday,

but from a working break in Cannes.

I rode in a gold Mercedes Benz, made new friends,

and met many interesting movie fans.

 

I had lots interviews, went to the front of queues,

and mingled with all the stars.

I met a beautiful Princess, with diamonds in her dress,

that cost more than any of my cars.

 

I had my picture taken between, the King and Queen,

and was called sir wherever I went.

I walked up carpets coloured red, hardly saw my bed,

the best 2 work weeks I've ever spent.

 

Tuesday 12th Aug 2008

Back to work

I'm glad that I'm home, I don't like trips alone,

and I missed my children and wife.

It's like I've never been, it all seems a dream,

but it was the best work trip of my life.

 

Back to stories from the Vale and telling the tale,

of things going on around here.

Reporting the news, getting opinions and views,

boy, I really love this career.

 

Wednesday 13th Aug 2008

A break in at the Cotswold café?

Bobby Blue has the following statement:

 

Earlier on today, the Cotswold café,

had one of its windows smashed in.

At about 4 a.m, one of my men,

heard a terrible racket and din.

 

He searched around, but all he found,

was some broken glass and blood.

The café was secure, and he's pretty sure,

he spotted four prints in the mud.

 

Thursday 14th Aug 2008

The break-in is solved

 

From the evidence seen, it would seem,

that the criminal was very small.

For this kind of break-in, little was taken,

not much was touched at all.

 

The lab report, says a crime of this sort,

is probably a smash-in and grab-it.

No damage to the door, food on the floor,

the criminal was probably a rabbit.

 

Friday 15th Aug 2008

Weekend Fayre

 

At this weekend's Fayre, lots of things will be there,

like fortune tellers, food stalls and magicians.

Throw balls at tin cans, eat pies like your Grans,

and take part in the different competitions.

 

There's a rifle shoot and a 'toss the Wellie boot',

to see who can throw it the longest. 

There's a lawnmower race, a slippery pig chase,

and a competition to find the strongest.