Cheese people news W/C 10th December 2007
- By Charlie Cheshire
- Published Monday 10th 2007
Charlie Cheshire
I am the editor of the Wensleydale Gazette. I am 35 yrs old, married to Christine and have a daughter called Carly. I live in Wensleydale Well.
Monday 10th December 2007
Friday office party.
Here at the Wensleydale Gazette,
we had the best Christmas party yet.
It finished at 4, with people still on the floor,
dancing and working up a sweat.
The meal was incredible, everything was edible,
and most people wanted to have more.
The beef was beyond belief, it melted between your teeth,
10 out of 10 as a score.
The wine was very fine, everyone had a good time,
and the music was to everyone's taste.
From jazz to rock and roll, from pop, to blues and soul,
not one single song went to waste.
Lucy Leicester's driving test result.
The driving test result, it wasn't all her fault,
the other driver was partly to blame.
He drove through a red light, it gave her a fright,
and she now has to take it again.
She had to emergency brake, but she made a mistake,
and her car skidded to a halt.
And in her nervous condition, she broke the key in the ignition,
It wasn’t totally her fault.
Tuesday 11th December 2007
No Christmas trees left in the Vale,
not one single tree is for sale.
It's a mystery, where they've all gone,
someone got their numbers all wrong.
Maybe there's a problem with supply,
there's not one single tree left to buy.
Wednesday 12th December 2007
Today The Cheese People announce their ‘Found a Pound’ charity appeal.
OK, here’s the deal with our charity appeal,
We want to raise a million for children in need.
A million people find a pound, how easy does that sound,
and you’ll get something in return that you can read.
For every pound you get a free story poem to download
Thursday 13th December 2007
Today our blog went down,
smile turned to frown,
everything has to be done again.
About 18 hours of work,
It was me who was the berk,
my fault, I won’t do that again.
Friday 14th December 2007
A new host for our stories and poems,
now available on the web site of Derek Owen,
You can add comments and give your views,
and register as an author, to post your own news,
Charlie Cheshire is visiting Warsaw
This week Charlie Cheshire will be reporting from Warsaw,
he’s going there for a week, he’s never been there before.
He’s meeting his best friend from college, Kielbasa Kowalski,
they still keep in touch and for 5 years studied European history.
Friday office party.
Here at the Wensleydale Gazette,
we had the best Christmas party yet.
It finished at 4, with people still on the floor,
dancing and working up a sweat.
The meal was incredible, everything was edible,
and most people wanted to have more.
The beef was beyond belief, it melted between your teeth,
10 out of 10 as a score.
The wine was very fine, everyone had a good time,
and the music was to everyone's taste.
From jazz to rock and roll, from pop, to blues and soul,
not one single song went to waste.
Lucy Leicester's driving test result.
The driving test result, it wasn't all her fault,
the other driver was partly to blame.
He drove through a red light, it gave her a fright,
and she now has to take it again.
She had to emergency brake, but she made a mistake,
and her car skidded to a halt.
And in her nervous condition, she broke the key in the ignition,
It wasn’t totally her fault.
Tuesday 11th December 2007
No Christmas trees left in the Vale,
not one single tree is for sale.
It's a mystery, where they've all gone,
someone got their numbers all wrong.
Maybe there's a problem with supply,
there's not one single tree left to buy.
Wednesday 12th December 2007
Today The Cheese People announce their ‘Found a Pound’ charity appeal.
OK, here’s the deal with our charity appeal,
We want to raise a million for children in need.
A million people find a pound, how easy does that sound,
and you’ll get something in return that you can read.
For every pound you get a free story poem to download
Thursday 13th December 2007
Today our blog went down,
smile turned to frown,
everything has to be done again.
About 18 hours of work,
It was me who was the berk,
my fault, I won’t do that again.
Friday 14th December 2007
A new host for our stories and poems,
now available on the web site of Derek Owen,
You can add comments and give your views,
and register as an author, to post your own news,
Charlie Cheshire is visiting Warsaw
This week Charlie Cheshire will be reporting from Warsaw,
he’s going there for a week, he’s never been there before.
He’s meeting his best friend from college, Kielbasa Kowalski,
they still keep in touch and for 5 years studied European history.
