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Cheese People news Thursday 28th August 2008
- By Charlie Cheshire
- Published Thursday 28th 2008
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Charlie Cheshire
I am the editor of the Wensleydale Gazette. I am 35 yrs old, married to Christine and have a daughter called Carly. I live in Wensleydale Well.
witches day
and a Witch flew in from the South.
Arriving on her broom, bringing doom and gloom,
evil spells spewed from her mouth.
Streams stopped flowing, trees stopped growing,
and animals no longer roamed the land.
A Witch to be feared, even the sun disappeared,
and all the farmers fields turned to sand.
Then came a lucky break, because she made a mistake,
by not taking it to her bedroom one night.
The only broom in her coven, she left it next to the oven,
and it got so hot that it actually caught alight.