wensleydale

I got back late on Sunday, no not from a holiday,
but from a working break in Cannes.

I rode in a gold Mercedes Benz, made new friends,

and met many interesting movie fans.

 

I had lots interviews, went to the front of queues,

and mingled with all the stars.

I met a beautiful Princess, with diamonds in her dress,

that cost more than any of my cars.

 

I had my picture taken between, the King and Queen,

and was called sir wherever I went.

I walked up carpets coloured red, hardly saw my bed,

the best 2 work weeks I've ever spent.