"Assault, assault, yes it was my fault,
but I'm famous, I'm black and I'm proud!
It was no major crime, I'll serve my time,
I can't help it, if I'm aggressive and loud".

But you or me, would receive a bigger penalty,
for normal people the court's not so lenient.
"But they lost my bags, she proudly brags,
this really was so annoyingly inconvenient".

What a spoilt little brat, behaving like that,
and the justice system lets her walk free.
Assaulting the Police, disturbing the peace,
lock her up and throw away the key!