The Caerphilly choir will be practicing new songs,
people will be on the beach, wearing tiny thongs.

The Melted Cheese will be playing on the radio,
busy Cheese People, will be running to and fro.

Bobby Blue will be keeping law and order,
checking things are safe on Wensleydale border.

Wensleydale Wanderers will be training for a game,
and Caerphilly choir will be rehearsing once again.