Charlie CheshireThe Dairy Diaries - Probably the longest Poetic Story Diary in the World

Since October 2007, Charlie Cheshire, Editor of the Wensleydale Gazette, has been writing about the lives of the Cheese People.  Every Monday to Friday he writies a small piece of poetic news about life in Wensleydale Vale. News from the city of Wensleydale Well, Cheddar village, the village of Roquefort and Port Salute. All written in rhyme it is a fascinating and funny adventure tale of the Cheese People

Each months news, dating back from October 2007, is available to purchase securely as an immediate downloadable ebook HERE

Here is a small sample from the very first publication

Monday 1st October 2007. Fruit delivery
The regular delivery of fruit, due in Port Salute,
will be two hours late.
The seas are rough, the crew have had enough,
so you’ll have to wait.

The ship is now due at six, as long as they can fix,
the leak in its side.
Water’s pouring into the boat, it’s only just afloat,
luckily it’s low tide.

Tuesday 2nd October 2007. A new menu
The Stilton hotel has a new menu of food,
specially designed to satisfy your mood.

There’s savoury salad if you’re sad,
mustard meatballs if you’re mad,
and a special lunch for your mother.

Bangers and mash if you have to dash,
organic fruit if you have a little rash,
and Brussel sprouts for your brother.

An update on the late boat
It arrived in the dock, at seven o’clock,
half full of dirty smelly water.
All the crew, have gone down with flu,
and the fruit taken for slaughter.