Monday 17th November 2008

Monday blues

If you have the blues, here's some news,

to brighten up your day.

You can grab a coffee, completely free,

down at the Cotswold café.

 

Between nine and four, walk through the door,

and mention the word Gazette.

Have a quick think, choose your coffee drink,

and decide which table to get.

 

Tuesday 18th November 2008

Mozzarella on the track

He quick, he's fast, he's difficult to get past,

and races on the very edge.

On corner number three, he just missed a tree,

and he just clipped a hedge.

 

Leaning low on each bend, if he wins it'll depend,

on his ability to control his nerves.

He took one corner wide, had to swallow his pride,

slowing due to back end swerves.

 

Wednesday 19th November 2008

Chi-C index grows

The economy is booming and people are assuming,

it will always be this way.

Just take extra care and keep some cash spare,

in case of a rainy day.

 

Stocks can shrink, may not do what you think,

and can be unstable and volatile.

You won't always win, may lose what you put in,

and may need to leave them a while.

 

Thursday 20th November 2008

Open day

They are opening the school, also the swimming pool,

so pop in and look around.

Meet the teachers for a chat, ask them this or that, 

and walk around the ground.

 

Take an example test, try to beat the best,

the paper will be marked straight away.

Do better than your daughter or son, it's just for fun,

so please visit us today.


Friday 21st November 2008

Weekend weather

There will be a gigantic storm, stronger than the norm,

with winds of eighty miles an hour.

More than just a breeze, it will uproot trees,

amazing easily and with great power.

 

Shut your windows and doors, secure things to your floors,

and put away things outside.

Shut your shed, wear a crash helmet on your head,

and go under the bed to hide.